LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 636817 Dragon Eggs Found: 3636
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Runes Activated: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 848780 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/christian-clark/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 271 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„

    ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Villages Defended: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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