BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	9547
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	90	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Latin HappyCraft

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Farms Harvested:	393
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

baúl, CENTRO, cielo azul, emociones, fácil, Letras, Lost, melancolía, Minecraft, musica, noche, oír, Perdí mi espíritu, piel, Poesia, Reflexion, SANGRE, sentimientos, smp, soledad, Solo, spirit, Tristeza, venas

¿Estás cansado de aburridos servidores de Minecraft donde todo es predecible y monótono? ¡Pues únete a nuestro loco SMP donde las reglas son solo una sugerencia y la diversión es lo único que importa!

Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.

Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.

Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

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🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PillowTalkCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest desires? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all of your secret fantasies! Whether you dream of building a giant phallic structure or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your sexuality. Who knew Minecraft could be this steamy? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

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Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Block Crew

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8