Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Towns Built: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4015 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5655
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 149

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2400 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 957806 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Animals Bred: 52
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2732 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Emeralds Found: 3111

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4351 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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