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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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