BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	259	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3659	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Love Letters Sent:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	271	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.