Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mystic Paradis

    Mystic Paradis

    [1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1776 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
    Server Version 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Addons Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
    Player Base Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Economy Diamond economy
    Rules Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

    Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

    A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

    Q: Are new players welcome?

    A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

    Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
    Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Potions Brewed: 105

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Potions Brewed: 153
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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