Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Crops Grown: 9348 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Runes Activated: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1440 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 New Chunks Explored: 108252

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Enchantments Applied: 103
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Farms Harvested: 681 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Potions Brewed: 199 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1180 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4217
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3309

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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