Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Mines Excavated: 1285 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 208
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crops Grown: 4758 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Villages Defended: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4021
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 5623
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7001 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9408
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5211 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Emeralds Found: 5467 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3428 Crops Grown: 3888
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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