Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Villages Defended: 15
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5840
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7582
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 557395 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 219 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ores Mined: 1841
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Runes Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Crops Grown: 5046 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Emeralds Found: 4567
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2266 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8638 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ores Mined: 1691
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 162 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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