Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

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Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, employed, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snoot Saturday, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, wagie, Wagie Wesley Edition, Wesley, work enjoyment

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

adulting, BFsBlockyBucks, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Empathy, financial assistance, financial responsibility, lending money, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, money management, partner dynamics, personal finance, Priorities, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, spending habits, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpouseSwapCraft

Boundaries, canceling, Communication, Concert, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Divorce, dramatic, friendship, misunderstanding, overbearing, overcompensating, overthinking, Respect, separation, Spouse, SpouseSwapCraft, standing hang out, TICKETS, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-related

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

anxiety, coping mechanisms, cry, depression, emotional well being, emotions, Exercise, feeling down, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SadCraft, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, smp, stress relief, support system, Therapy

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockBusterCraft

artistic vision, attention to detail, Authenticity, BlockBusterCraft, Character development, Charm, cinematic experience, cinematic magic, classic cinema, Craftsmanship, creativity, Cultural significance, Depth, emotional impact, historical context, Nostalgia, originality, practical effects, storytelling, substance, Timeless

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Mimicry Funville

behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, cultural influence, Evolution, facial expressions, funville, Gestures, human interaction, Media influence, mimicry, movies, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, PIXEL, pop culture, Psychology, social behavior, societal evolution, societal norms, society, TV

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

1.21.1, 1TB Raid 0 SSD, 32gb ram, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Canada, Cheating, Compatible, daily backups, fps, Friend, Griefing, hard difficulty, Intel I7 7700k, java, Montreal, No map resets, No Safe Spaces, no TPA, optifine, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, REJECTED, Request, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, zombie

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

blockquotepBooks, books, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fiction, Horror, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, psychological thriller, reading, sickos, SMPpblockquote, Suspenseful, Thriller, Tonester, Twisted, twisted tales, winsya

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, elderly care, family conflict, family decision-making, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family harmony, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, OBLIGATION, sibling relationships, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisDramaGoneWild

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BabyBlocker2021

Updated October 25, 2024

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

Discord Info

Our Plugins!

Updated October 25, 2024

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Updated October 25, 2024

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

Updated October 25, 2024

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

Updated October 25, 2024

SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

Updated October 25, 2024

BlockBusterCraft

Updated October 25, 2024

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

Updated October 25, 2024

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

Updated October 25, 2024

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Updated October 25, 2024

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 25, 2024

SkyBlockAirways

Updated October 25, 2024

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10