Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4951 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8645 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Magic Items Found: 4277
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 128

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 177 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9458
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2202 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9967
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7208 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Farms Harvested: 118 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 714 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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