lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

    DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5425 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 743 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2046 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magic Items Found: 8054
    Star Shards Collected: 279 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 32

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5212 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1392 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4379 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Villages Defended: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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