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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Secret Passages Found: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Crops Grown: 6980 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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