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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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