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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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