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Side Profile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HoloTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6211

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

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No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

#my hero academia, Bleach, Boruto, chainsaw man, code geass, death note, Demon Slayer, dragon ball super, general, husbandos, jojo’s bizarre adventure, jujutsu kaisen, jump, kaiju no 8, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, one piece, SHONEN, shonen jump, sjg, Slutposting, smp, spy x family, waifus, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282
Ores Mined:	9394	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in a battle for the ages. But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey to take down Faust with your trusty E.G.O.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Expect spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world. And don’t forget about the tutorial – it’s a must!

But that’s not all, folks! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and immerse yourself in the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness. And if you need some reading material, we’ve got you covered with all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and let the mayhem begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

skaryWORLD Minecraft server

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SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1