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Sorry for Creeper Explosion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and apologies are just a formality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting away with murder and only having to say “sorry” as your punishment. Who needs justice when you can just respawn, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between the Chicken Army and their enemies, the Cow Coalition.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia controls the underworld with an iron hoof. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their breakfast?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting your pixelated demise.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Frosty Ocean Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Ocean biome is so cold, you’ll need a pufferfish onesie just to survive! Our server is so cool, literally, that you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a slushie. But don’t worry, we’ve got hot cocoa dispensers scattered throughout the ocean floor to keep you warm.

Join us for epic underwater battles against the evil polar bears who have taken over the Arctic Ocean biome. We’ve got dolphins with laser beams on their heads to help you in your quest for domination. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ice castle where the Snow Queen resides, ready to challenge you to a snowball fight for the ages.

So why wait? Dive into the icy depths of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring a warm blanket and some extra wool socks, because things are about to get frosty!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for our epic Sonic Sweep’O’Ween event, where we’ll be t-pose dancing like Kot and celebrating Hedgehog Boogaloo style.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive insider info on the release date of Sonic x Shadow Generations – mark your calendars for October 25, 2024. And don’t miss out on the crossover miniseries with DC, because Sonic is teaming up with Batman to take down Eggman in 2026!

Join us for some high-speed fun as we race through Sonic Rumble and dive into the world of Sonic comics with our extensive scan collection. And if you’re feeling creative, show off your OCs in our booru and join in on the pixel art fun in Pixel World.

So why wait? Jump into our Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP and let’s spin dash our way to victory! Remember, gotta go fast!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for Halo Esports Minecraft Server?

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Halo Esports is a competitive gaming scene centered around the popular first-person shooter video game franchise, Halo. Established in 2002 with the release of Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo Esports has grown into a prominent title in the global esports community. With a rich history of competitive tournaments, top teams, and talented players, Halo Esports continues to attract a dedicated fan base and offers exciting gameplay for both casual and professional gamers alike.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Side Profile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Star Shards Collected:	142

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HoloTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	4552
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

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No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in a battle for the ages. But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey to take down Faust with your trusty E.G.O.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Expect spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world. And don’t forget about the tutorial – it’s a must!

But that’s not all, folks! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and immerse yourself in the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness. And if you need some reading material, we’ve got you covered with all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and let the mayhem begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Villages Defended:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3