Astopia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisTallProbsMC

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7083	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Items Found:	2597

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Animals Bred:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	894	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	5911	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	8821	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	7683	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9