Astopia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5089	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Star Shards Collected:	212
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6815
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1063
Potions Brewed:	177	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Craftara

1.21.1, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Connect, Conquer, Craftara, Discord, Explore, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty, Community, cute, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, passing, PIXEL, POL, relationships, Server, society, tolerance, trad, traditional values, trans woman, Transgender, webm

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Ego, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Advanced Quest, Fate/Grand Order Atlantis, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Damage Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order GUDAGUDA, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair Support, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Fate/Grand Order Summoning Info, FGO, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExBlock-Party

accusations, Cheating, children, clear out, co parenting, Confront, custody battle, Divorce, donation, ex-spouse, ExBlockParty, family, goodwill, Help, micro preemie, MONEY, Siblings, Spite, Struggle, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just happen in real life, it happens in-game too! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of this player’s ex and their stolen toys.

Need a break from the chaos of your own life? Come build and explore with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine away your problems in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as entertaining and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PagerStrikeCraft

10. Corporate scandal, 11. Digital deception, 12. Misrepresentation, 13. Unethical behavior, 14. Crisis management, 15. Public relations, 16. Brand reputation, 17. Media scrutiny, 18. Legal implications, 19. Online presence, 2. Pager strike, 20. Trustworthiness., 3. Fake CEO photo, 4. Website, 5. Scandal, 6. Implication, 7. Deception, 8. Fraud, 9. Business ethics, Company implicated, PagerStrikeCraft

so, like, this server is like, sooo lit, you gotta join, man. like, the CEO is like, not even real, they use a fake photo, can you believe that? it’s like, a total scam, but in a funny way. join us and be part of the madness, we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you. come on, don’t be a square, join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11