Astopia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	522061
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MissileMayhemMC

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KelseyCrossing

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KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Emeralds Found:	3483
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Realms of Craftopia

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	290	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Animals Bred:	190
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBedBuddy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Craftara

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Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	3990
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Farms Harvested:	625	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3