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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	170660
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	92
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4391	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2299

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5750
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3199	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	100/400	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6