ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MoneyMines SMP

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1226	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8508	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2168
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3604
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1408	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	180	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38