so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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