Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7009	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

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Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	1383	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

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Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2852
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Void Armor Forged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	662
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6055	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?

Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!

Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lolcraft – 404 Error

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From unicorn horses to rainbow sheep, you’ll never run out of amazing sights to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of LOLZ where everything is made of cake and diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3986
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Butt Adventures

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly llamas who gave them magical powers to fly around the server like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted weapons and armor for anyone brave enough to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4810
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	2866
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	9936	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!