ArkOfRulers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4186	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Animals Bred:	112
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	New Chunks Explored:	282269
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	95	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8293
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5911
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2157
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3