ArkOfRulers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4742
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	15813
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	260
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8156
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	181	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	177	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5325	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Buildings Constructed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	101425	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	284
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8773	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Votes:	8455	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8