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Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

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Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7068	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2713	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Potions Brewed:	175
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Crops Grown:	7355	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2520
Mines Excavated:	4023	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4