Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Buildings Constructed: 44
Players Killed by Monsters: 9514 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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