Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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