Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Epic Battles Fought: 20
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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