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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.
