so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Secret Passages Found: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Magic Items Found: 7315 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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