so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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