Welcome to our totally not insane Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the gender war in the real world? Well, in our server, we don’t care if you’re a boy, girl, or even a creeper in disguise! As long as you can swing a pickaxe and build a killer castle, you’re welcome here.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been stealing all the diamonds and causing chaos in the land. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a disgruntled ex-player who got banned for griefing. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the iron golems. Will you join their rebellion and fight for villager rights? Or will you side with the golems and crush the uprising?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs gender wars when you can have epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans with your fellow players? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone can just be human…or whatever they want to be!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans
    Welcome to Late Night General Geega Part 52! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as they come.

    Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

    But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1580 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7046
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

    Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

    Blocky Poop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a player who claims to have a scat fetish and insists on incorporating it into every aspect of the game. From building poop-themed structures to organizing scat-themed events, this player’s unique passion will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just be prepared for some interesting conversations about bodily functions!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • So it happened again Minecraft SMP

    So it happened again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists like another white British woman getting stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant…just kidding! But seriously, our server is where the action is at. So come join us and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the server with your mad skills and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Gender Reveal Minecraft Server

    Gender Reveal Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to the age-old question: is xe a boy or a girl? Our server is filled with mystery and intrigue, where players must solve riddles and complete challenges to uncover the truth about xe’s gender. But be warned, the answer may not be what you expect!

    Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General

    Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt monsters, craft epic armor sets, and even ride dragons into battle!

    Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.

    But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Threads Minecraft Server

    Crafty Threads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server, “edizione delle culle piene”, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?

    Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.

    So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

    3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server

    Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Confused Minecraft SMP Player

    Confused Minecraft SMP Player
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server

    Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate conspiracy theory debate going on – did the tribunal murder Nerevar or was it Dagoth? Join us and uncover the truth while building your own empire in a world filled with mystery and intrigue. Plus, rumor has it that if you solve the mystery, you’ll be rewarded with a secret stash of enchanted loot that will make you the most powerful player in the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

    Reptile Rave Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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