Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1245
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Gods Slained: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magic Items Found: 5899
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Emeralds Found: 7917 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3441 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Potions Brewed: 90
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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