Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6553 Dragon Eggs Found: 3475
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 221 New Chunks Explored: 720603
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 8391
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 5962 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 365
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9951
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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