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| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 135 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!
And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!
So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!
But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1817 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 614 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 82 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?
But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.
But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
