| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7094 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Votes: | 4275 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 910 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Anicloud Vanilla – pure, atmospheric vanilla.
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2575 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 637954 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!
we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!
join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7419 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4572 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8290 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6965 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 211 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Votes: | 7287 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 429 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).
So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1122 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6007 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4099 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2377 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4836 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7482 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!
Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!
So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 422 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8223 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9026 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6152 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 1568 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6621 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).
So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5908 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9105 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.
plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?
