Amber Gnat Attack Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	233	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4760	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7663
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Farms Harvested:	155

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	7503
Love Letters Sent:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

What are Minecraft servers like MetaUnion ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MetaUnion include:

1. Mineplex: Known for its variety of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar community-driven experience with unique gameplay modes.

2. Hypixel: Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and a friendly community, Hypixel is great for players looking for diverse and engaging gameplay experiences.

3. The Hive: With a focus on fun and creativity, The Hive offers a range of custom mini-games and challenges for players to enjoy with friends or solo.

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its unique games and player-friendly environment, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for players seeking a similar experience to MetaUnion .

5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server offers a friendly community and creative building opportunities for players of all skill levels.

Each of these servers provides a fun and immersive Minecraft experience that is sure to keep players entertained for hours on end. Whether you’re in the mood for survival, creative building, or competitive minigames, you’re bound to find something you love on these servers.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.