ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6213	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	6791
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5387	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Magic Items Found:	2420	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1537	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.