ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crops Grown:	8293	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9940
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6090	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7138
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	165
Emeralds Found:	6173	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!