All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCraftyBadvice

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Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DadGoneCraftyNZ

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so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Dimension Hops:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Buildings Constructed:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PyongyangPropagandaCraft

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so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fear Monger Frenzy

Cancer, cancer misinformation, distraction, false information, fear, fear-mongering, Frenzy, genetically modified organisms, harmful distraction, health, microwaves, Misinformation, Monger, ONLINE, online spread, red herrings, research, secret toxins, social media, spread, worry

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

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TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

Description
TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
Can I marry other players or villagers?	Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
Are there any special events on the server?	There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Special Minecraft SMP Zone

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockPartyNeighbors

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65