AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Animals Bred:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	1224
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	271
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7402	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4485	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.