Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	3693
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	1475
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7000	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.