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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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