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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Magical Moments Shared: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Void Armor Forged: 25 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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