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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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