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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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