Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3883 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6336 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 113 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 362 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | Click here |
| Proximity Chat/Voice Chat | Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice |
| Discord to Minecraft Chat | Connect with the community through Discord |
| Active community & staff | Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators |
| No /tpa, /home, etc. | Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience |
| Enforced Rules | Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members |
You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.
The server is for players aged 16 and above.
There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.
Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.
Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
