Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4693 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 778226 | Emeralds Found: | 3362 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 335 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9302 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
